I want to see the Obamas' divorce papers
Donald has-taken-steaming-shits-with-more-moral-integrity Trump announced that he had a huge ("YOOJ!!") announcement that was going to shake up the Obama campaign.Rumors swirled around the less-savory...
View ArticleMr. President, We Need an Emergency Speech From You
Mr. President, it is about nine days to the election and we have a really big storm about to barrel into New York.We need you back in the White House. We need you to get off the campaign trail, get...
View ArticleOh Crap! Obama's Gonna Lose!
Seriously guys, it's time for Obama to stick a fork in his campaign and go off to write his memoirs or something.... the guy is done for.No, that's not a bottomless assertion! I've got the numbers.......
View ArticleAre "undecided" voters Obama voters in disguise
In this wwno article here a local sports show host, Marc Hochman, described himself on air during one show as an "undecided voter." Remarking on how the second presidential debate would pre-emt sports...
View ArticleRomney's team say they can win without Ohio.... and why I think that's good...
Recently, like within the last day or so, the Mitt Romney team has started to change their narrative. "We can win without Ohio!"Well, I think that's fantastic news!Why?Because Mitt Romney has now...
View ArticleMitt's "Gift" to the Democrats
So Mitt Romney, during a big conference to his (no doubt steaming-mad) campaign donors, said that Obama won because the President promised "gifts" to minorities (y'know, blacks, women, hispanics......
View ArticleWhy Karl Rove (Probably) Didn't Hack the 2004 Election
Recently, the hacktivist group Anonymous claimed it stopped Karl Rove from hacking voting machines in Ohio.Many Obama supporters, including myself, have been debating Anonymous' claim quite hotly....
View ArticleOMG!!! Teh Book That Would Have Destroyed Teh Obama!!!1!!1!
Thomas Sowell, conservative columnist and owner of the most slap-dash website I've ever seen, has blown the cover off an explosive new book that would have cost Obama teh election!!! It's positively...
View ArticleI Read Mona Charen So You Don't Have To
Ah, another day another dumb. As I relax with my cup of coffee and spread my local Conservative paper across my lap I see that Mona Charen, conservative columnist and scheduled speaker at what must...
View ArticleProfessor Michael Mann is suing the National Review
As people may know on Dailykos, I am a fairly new diarist. What is my hobby? My hobby is reading conservative columnists. Why do I do this excruciating thing? I do it so you don't have to. You may...
View ArticleI Read Michelle Malkin So You Don't Have To
You know, it must be very hard to be a female conservative these days. Not only must Republican women strive their best to ignore the same things Republican men strenuously ignore (the droughts, the...
View ArticleHoly Moly! Rich Lowry Just Became a Liberal!
For those of you who choose not to pollute your brains with right-wing cranial fecal spray (cranial santorum?) that is regularly spewed from the cavernous depths of the National Review here is a quick...
View ArticleI Read Charles Krauthammer So You Don't Have To
Halloween has arrived two months too late... but boy has it arrived with a vengeance!Dear readers, before I continue on with this column, let me just unburden myself of what is easily the most...
View ArticleStarving Academic? Need Cash Now? Deny Climate Change!
Okay, so you finally got the damn degree, but you're over a hundred grand in debt and your dick of a supervisor at KFC won't give you more hours. What are you going to do? Ask Mom for a loan? Sell your...
View ArticleScrew It, I'm Eating at Chick-fil-A
Okay, full disclosure here. I'm not the healthiest of people. Oh my physicals tend to end up all right with no nasty surprises- and for that I'm thankful- but my GP always ends by gently addressing the...
View ArticleRand and Rubio in pissing contest
Rubio drinks the water and Rand hints that he needs to pee.According to nbcnews.com, Rand Paul and Marco Rubio are already unzipping their flies and seeing who can go further for the gold in 2016.Of...
View ArticleA Shout-Out to "Dear Abby"
Jeanne Phillips, the daughter of Pauline "Abigail Van Buren" Phillips, deserves a lot of praise. In a recent "Dear Abby" column of hers Ms. Phillips stated the clear, simple truth of abortion. She...
View ArticleTaking a Page from the Anti-Abortion Playbook
Well, once again a vocal minority has blocked legislation that a majority of Americans supported including the assault weapons ban and background checks.You see, according to the GOP anti-abortion...
View ArticleWhy a Mandatory Military Draft Makes Sense
Frankly, if anything makes me truly happy, it is pro life guys. Nothing gets a girl going like watching a be-penised individual like Rick Santorum or Rick Perry or George W. Bush or any crowd of...
View ArticleJoin "Tissues for Teabaggers!"
If you are like me, you were probably very moved by Ms. Becky Gerritson's testimony concerning IRS targeting of conservative groups. Gerritson is the president of the Wetumpka Tea Party in Alabama......
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